targaryen-wings:

ok why do i keep getting messages about this

no i know the difference

let’s look at some reasons praying mantises are fucking insane axe murdering lil bugs

U think they’re cute

Adorable right?

WRONG

THEY ARE TERRIFYING

AND THEY EAT TERRIFYING THINGS LIKE BEES

AND GRASSHOPPERS

AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE BRUTALLY MURDERING THEIR PREY LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN CIVIL ABOUT IT THEY JUST RIP IN AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE

NOT TO FUCKING MENTION THEY ARE CANNIBALS WHO BITE OFF THEIR FUCKING HUSBAND’S HEAD RIGHT AFTER THEY DO THE SEX LIKE IMAGINE YOU HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFU ENJOY MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES YOUR FUCKING HEAD IS GOING TO BE EATEN OFF YOUR SHOULDERS YOU PICKED A WINNER THERE MATE

NOT TO MENTION THEY JUST FUCKING LOOK TERRIFYING LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT

SO IN CONCLUSION, NO I DID NOT CONFUSED PRAYING MANTISES WITH SPIDERS. SPIDERS HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT PRAYING MANTISES. 

SO IF YOU LIKE PRAYING MANTISES

PRAISE SATAN BECAUSE THESE LIL FUCKIGN MURDERERS ARE STRAIGHT FROM HELL

I wish my heart wasn’t on my sleeve. 

I miss having someone to talk to.

,,

Survivors have scars. Victims have graves.

Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)

(via nickjamesbxtch)